Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Twilight: New Chest

Twilight: now with 60% less shirt.

The Twilight books really are junk food for the brain: you enjoy it as you're doing it, but at the end you feel slightly unwell because they're difficult to stomach.

Plus, they hurt me in my feminist bone. Ow, Bella, stop being so submissive and pathetic. A heroine who's only power is 'shielding' herself from temptation and invasion? Gender Studies classes all over the world must be loving that one...

How interesting it's going to be when they film the fourth book, Breaking Dawn. Good luck with trying to translate Bella being shagged unconscious by Edward and giving birth to demon spawn into something palatable for the soccer moms trying to protect their teeny-bopper daughters.

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